Laugh to Medicate
I like kittens. I love sweets. I also enjoy the smell of flowers.
![Rosalind Russell
Every time I hear her name, I can’t help but think of The Women. :]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxzmqeBihJ1r7j2njo1_250.jpg)
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“Theatre Logic”
In is down, down is front
Out is up, up is back
Off is out, on is in
And of course-
Left is right and right is left
A drop shouldn’t and a
Block and fall does neither
A prop doesn’t and
A cove has no water
Tripping is OK
A running crew rarely gets anywhere
A purchase line buys you nothing
A trap will not catch anything
A gridiron has nothing to do with football
Strike is work (In fact a lot of work)
And a green room, thank god, usually isn’t
Now that you’re fully versed in Theatrical terms,
Break a leg.
But not really.
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I need something cut.
- Me: Hey! So I need something cut *holds up a piece of wood and turns my head to look for the radial arm saw, turns my head back*
- Classmate: *has taken his shirt off*
- Me: What are you doing?
- Classmate: I thought you said you needed something cut.
